Mortician. Funeral Director. Duchess of Death. Memorial Counselor.Call it what you want- titles are just words.Death is one of the only things that everyone on this Earth has in common, yet nobody wants to talk about it. Why?That's where I come in.While I hate the cheesy statement "Death is my life", it literally is.I do death. And I get paid for it. After 8 years in the funeral industry, I've grown to respect and even appreciate the end of life.One thing I've realized is that it's something nobody wants to talk about. Death is something that is shrouded in overdone metaphors and underdone sympathies.Nobody wants to get real.  Well, my loves, the time has come.Let's get stiff.